No boxes, no ribbons needed

August 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm Leave a comment

Must see movies before roundhouse kick kills you. (nuno-dvdcollection.blogspot.com)

Chuck Norris DVD Collection

Each one of you, Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, and Bruce Willis will and must have a copy of this! What were you thinking? No Chuck Norris? Change title: “The Expandables” to “The Disrespectfuls”.

If you are so afraid of his roundhouse kicks to count him in in this movie, you better make a drama film or a chick-flick rather.

Ampalaya

This is for former President Joseph Estrada after news broke that he was rushed to the hospital because of “profuse nose-bleeding”. I am actually torn between  ampalaya and an oxygen tank, since the brain needs a lot of air to function well.

For long term benefits, vegetables prevails.

Bitter melon for blood and (nose)bleeding problems (natureessence.net.au)

Remember: pale of water and the firemen's number! (epicfireworks.com)

Fire crackers

The presidential site has a countdown! Imagine cracklings and bolts of lights (in yellow?) coming out of your screen when it hits an all zero. And since PNoy wants some participation going on, we are giving out handheld fire crackers to all! Just prepare a pale of water and the fire department’s contact number somewhere near.

Happy new year!

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