Of stars and of falling down

August 16, 2010 at 2:43 am 5 comments

Looks definitely better in the soulders, is it not? (appling.k12.ga.us)

CUTESY STAR CUT-OUTS

Kids will love this. Cutting and smearing paste on cute stars. We’ll give it to NCRCom chief Rear Admiral Feliciano Angue after.

This gift is “FOR URGENT DELIVERY”. I remembered Nico, my  kindergarten nephew, crying continuously for long grueling hours for not getting a star for his assignment. Else, want to see uniformed guys with tantrums?

Madam Rosa: Philippines fortune teller since time immemorial. (antipolocity.olx.com.ph)

A DIRECT LINE TO MADAM ROSA

Madam Rosa is tested. She was there ever since. I never knew about fortune telling, I only know Madam Rosa. She IS fortune telling! And to avoid being axed deep and hard onyour back next time, better see it through some magic ball while chanting wow-wow-wow.

Weee!

Seriously, Willie Revillame, you need her. I’m telling you, nothing is permanent. In your case, things seems to disappear surprisingly sudden and heart – or wallet – breaking.

Made of world's unbreakable synthetic fibers, for you G.I.s. (ok4wd.com)

STRONGEST ROPE

After news 12 militants were killed in Pakistan because of the world’s most accurate and intelligent (blah!) weapons.

US military loves these expensive toys. I bet they drool playing with these. Thus, make sure they will not lose it: let’s tie them to their toys. Brave Joes won’t mind (for they have none).

P.S.

Let’s start with some of the 600 US troops in the Philippines, who thinks they’re invisible and invinsible, engaging in actual military battles and operations.

I bet this won't do much in cleaning anything in him. (avi-biran.co.il)

PILATE’S WATER BASIN

For President Noynoy “Pontius Pilate” Aquino who seems to loose his mouth in the controversial Hacienda Luisita’s compromise deal affecting some 12,000 farmer-beneficiaries.

He do not want to meddle, thus, waits for others to say something decisive first. I imagine him gesturing a “zip-it”, running fingers over his lips.  He will soon play untainted and order the death of the innocent. Wait, are we talking about Pilate or PNoy?

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. elmot  |  August 16, 2010 at 3:46 am

    Thanks for the link love on my article.

    Pontius P-Noy I guess…eheheh

    Reply
  • […] Angue wants to act as Pontius Pilate now that Arroyo is but a congresswoman. But, nah-ah-ah, President Noynoy Aquino III already got the role for the Hacienda Luisita scene. (see previous post) […]

    Reply
  • 4. Prabster  |  September 10, 2010 at 1:55 am

    Like the theme/idea of the blog. 😉

    Reply
    • 5. I am not Santa  |  September 13, 2010 at 12:13 am

      I was thinking of having an “emo” blog, but you had it first. Hehe. Thanks, absenero!

      Reply

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